Christmas Sweaters

MY LEAST FAVOURITE THING  IS A CHRISTMAS SWEATER,
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL NO BETTER.

WHEN I WEAR IT, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A POOL,
AND I DON'T LOOK COOL,
AND I FEEL LIKE A FOOL.

I HATE THE CHRISTMAS BELLS ON THE SWEATER,
THEY JINGLE ALL THE TIME.
AT MY NANA'S CHRISTMAS DINNER,

I TOOK A PRINGLE WITH SWEAT AND A JINGLE.

le Eric.